Særligt emsige mellemledere i Fonabutikker. De opleves gerne meget drøje id det, når der skal forhandles om garanti og reparation. 

En festsal som kun er beregnet til kørelærer. Hver gang de har haft 50 elever der består, må de holde en fest i salen. 

Nedsættende udtryk brugt af personlige trænere og idætslærere.  

Skarbasseflaske hedder de små buttede flasker man købte billige øl i Tyskland før dåsebajerne slog helt igennem og overtog markedet helt. 

Hårrejsendehttps://www.facebook.com/kasperoerkild/posts/10202906798530472 

Indfødsretsprøve til dansk statsborgerskab. 

det er når at man gerne må, diskrimminerer nogen fordi at, man selv bor i et højhus 

Dét forhold, at en kvinde virker tiltrækkende på en mand, når hun ryster med sine bryster og balder. 

En dame med hele 10 forskellige sider af selv, som dog alle viser sig at være dumme kællinger. 

Nyeste tiltag indenfor stressbehandling. Virker muligvis. 

Værktøj til vurdering af studerende i koran-skoler 

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Piercing-krævende variation på russisk roulette, hvor man hiver i en ud af flere kæder, hver af hvilke er forbundet til deltagernes brystvorter. Spillerne fortsætter til der kun er én brystvorte i spil. Taberne splejser om taxituren til skadestuen. 

Lille yndig hoste 

At være "lærervredladen" vil sige at udvise irrationel frustration over egen manglende indlevelse, formidlingsevne og autoritet. 

Forældrekøb 

Det man oplever at få når man er offer for janteloven... 

Et gammelt sjælendt brugt argument der bringes på banen  

En bolle trillet af kedsomhed af resterne fra en portion kogt torsk 

Lille indspist byråd. 

Den "Vanish" der figurerer i reklamen med Lotte Heise. 

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Cykelsti eller grønne områder 

Verdens sejeste nordmand 

Er det ikke det vi får indført i Afghanistan og andre steder..? 

Person med indgående kendskab til behandling af udslæt. 

They just. keep. growing. 

Diskvalificering inden for skisport. 

Kendis-komite 

Følelse af religiøs utilstrækkelighed forårsaget af mangel på autoritative skrifter; afhjælpes ofte ved at religionens stifter begynder at modtage natlige åbenbaringer. 

Need I say more? 

Også kaldet erindringsforskydning. 

Den type ringeklokker, Tour de France-ryttere bruger... 

... 

Ja 

Journalister. 

Forbudt klassisk musik. 

Modermålsundervisning for voksne som palæstinensere med en udvisningsdom undervises i i Sandholmlejren. "Pia Kjærsgaard flytter bare pengene fra modersmålsundervisning i folkeskolerne til udskridningspalæstinensisk" - Johanne Schmidt-Nielsen på endhedslistens årsmøde 2013. 

'..' 

- er man når man bruger skraldespanden, renseanlæg, genbrugsstationen osv., fordi man ikke kan finde ud af at smide sit affald i naturen. Altså det modsatte af at være et skovsvin. 

NTs sommerrute Blokhus - Skagen 

En kontrakt lære har til en natklub. 

Når man melder fra grundet sygdom, men egentlig bare gerne vil have en aften på sofaen. 

Stabling af meget tyndt brænde 

Skænderier i den mørke del af året 

Når man forsøger at undgå at blive "tredje hjul", og man derfor gør akavede og irrationelle ting for ikke at føle sig udelukket. 

skrive af efter andre 

Når man er igang med et spil bordtennis der hjemme og der lige pluslig kommer en ireterende nabo ind og retter en måde at spille på. 

Møbel man førhen brugte til at opbevare tilsendte spørgeskemaer fra undersøgelser, man ikke ønskede at deltage i. Møblets funktion er nu erstattet af "Slet"-knappen i mailprogrammer.  

Ca. på tykkelse med en pind, der er god at aflevere mens man løber, til en anden der løber og siden afleverer den til en tredje, der løber som så afleverer den til en fjerde, der løber... 

Dansk Husholdningsråd. 

Det bedtyer man har en laks med mange farver som er vild 

når der er mange åbne knapper i skjorten 

Den smukke overflade på gamle jagerfly der har deltaget i mange tabte ildkampe. 

Datterselskaber 

Haute couture-pels. 

Præstationsmåling 

Den legalitet, som anklageskriftet hjemler i sig selv. Især relevant i mindre lokalsamfund. 

Små børns snotnæser, også kendt som ellevetaller 

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Uddannelse af uproduktiv og derfor afskediget arbejdskraft.  

den der fyrer op ved indkogningen af ahornsiru 

Dødsmaske. 

Udøver af den nyeste form for tricktyveri, hvis ofre oftest er enlige mænd.  

Optog af buddhistiske munke på strøget. 

En blank stemmeseddel afleveret i protest mod verdenens uendelige og vedvarende apokalypse. 

Nedsættende om pantefoged. 

Evnen til at omgås begavede folk. 

Hvis man siger noget sygt lækkert 

De uudfyldte steder i staveord-kladdehæftet. 

1: synonym for mærkelig 

Skovmærke i et departement 

At bruge en hullemaskine på den rigtige måde. 

Den sindstilstand man opnår når man passer et barn der har fået for meget sukker. 

En ekspert indenfor mavesårsområdet 

Person som med næb og kløer holder fast i flowradio. 

Noget der rammer en i hjertet... 

En musikusmefistofelisk som er lidt ekstra fin på den 

En bøde brugde hajer får hver dag 

Løvsangerasen er en gud i den nordiske mytologi, der kun findes få fortællinger om. Han er kendt og elsket for sin smukke sangstemme af både guder og mennesker - ja, selv af jætterne. 

Fra labrador til Golden retriever 

Det fænomen at flotte piger får mere opmærksomhed. 

Toiletbesøg. 

Et meget langt P.S. i et brev. 

Nedfaldsfrugt 

Når fremadskridende alder ikke længere muliggør betjening af simple apparater uden brug af to hænder fx fjernbetjening. 

en levende organisme der har taget form som en abrikos, som man tager skelettet ud af 

Sejlere der nægter at tage duelighedsbevis eller øve havnemanøvrer. En blind forladen på egen evner  

Ar efter liggesår. 

Æ Ø Å hejsa 

Én som bor i "kornkvarteret" i Ebeltoft. 

Frelst veganer 

Andet ord for filosof. 

Vacuumpakning af rådyrkød 

kondom 

Som tumorforebyggelse, bare omvendt. 

En morgenbitter i forvaltningen 

Når personer efter et skænderi eller lignende tvinges til at undskylde til hinanden for den gensidige idioti, de har udvist. 

Når man tænder på ild! 

Nyeste omplacerings-tiltag i Forsvaret. "Gæt en kaserne".